THIS IS WAYLON. MY VERY LAZY AND VERY AFFECTIONATE 120 POUND BULL-MASTIFF. GUARANTEED TO BE THE LEAST FEROCIOUS DOG YOU'LL EVER MEET.

HE LOVES SNUGGLING, BROCCOLI, NEW FRIENDS, SNEAKING ONTO THE COUCH, SLEEPING BY THE FIREPLACE, AND BEING PHOTOGRAPHED.

YES, I'M ONE OF THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE THAT TALKS TO HER DOG IN A WEIRD BABY-LIKE VOICE. AND YES, I TREAT HIM FAR TOO MUCH LIKE A PERSON (AND HE IN TURN HAS COME TO BELIEVE HE IS ONE).

I REALLY COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER STUDIO MASCOT!

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